September 29th, 2009 by Hoopleton
So the economy is still shit and the weather is getting frigid in an awful hurry. It’s the season of swine flu and manic depression. Luckily for us television is here to the rescue! No seriously. Once you dig through the intellectual paralysis that is reality infotainment and the plethora of nauseating primetime soaps (Grey’s Anatomy *cough*) there are actually things worth watching on the old idiot box. To help sift through the muck I present to you this short list of of the best shows on television –drama edition.
1. House. Dying of an incurable, extremely rare medical condition and need it cured in forty-three minutes you say? All right, so House is hardly the most believable medical drama on television. God knows it’s no Grey’s Anatomy. Am I right? But Hugh Laurie is fucking awesome so just shut up you mean stupid bastard. Now entering its sixth season on television House may be the exception that proves the rule, something popular can also be good. That’s not to say I’m admitting defeat. In fact I would argue that some of the best episodes in the series were those that suffered some of the worst ratings. I’ll go even as far as to say that season five, which saw Dr. House losing his mind and which also happened to see the show drop down to 19th place in its time slot, was by far the best year in the show’s entire run. Season six may have started off with a whimper (come on, House in the loony bin? Talk about some missed opportunities), but it’s still early yet and I doubt that our intrepid atheist, drug-addict has gone soft just yet. As long as the writers are willing to take ever greater risks with their material and their star, House promises to deliver year after year. Who knows? The way things have been going maybe the best is yet to come.
2. Dexter. Now beginning its fourth season on Showtime, this one-hour drama about a sympathetic serial killer has certainly been better. The halcyon days were probably those back in season two when Dexter Morgan (played by Michael C. Hall), the prolific killer who butchers Miami-based bad guys, spent the entire season within a hair’s breath of being found out by the hapless police force that also happens to employ him. Oh Doukes, we miss you. Sure, the run wasn’t perfect that year. God knows Lila (played by Jaime Murray) was irritating beyond words, but overall it was an exceptionally strong follow-up to the debut. In many ways the show surpassed expectation. So it was perhaps not surprising that despite some thrilling moments and a great turn by Jimmy Smits season three came out to be bland and in the final verdict disappointing. The age old question applies: how can you keep a serial killer story from becoming overly repetitive? Fortunately Dexter is one of those shows that’s just too good to give up on. Despite the fact that Dexter is now a dad (a recent annoying television trend that makes me think most industry writers just turned thirty) season four looks somewhat promising with the addition of John Lithgow to the cast as the “Trinity” killer. Lithgow may not be as creepy as say Christopher Walken, but in this role he’s certainly somewhere in the ballpark. Besides, it’s Dexter, a show about a deviate mass murderer who’s living right next door, and you know what? You find yourself rooting for him every step of the way. Take that moral ambiguity!
3. Damages. Yea, I know, you’ve never heard of it. Most people haven’t, which is why the critically acclaimed “legal drama” from the cable network FX, now entering its third season, was nearly cancelled despite having won several Emmys including two by the show’s star, Glenn Close. Yes, Glenn Close. TELEVISION IS A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE MEDIUM! The show revolves around the brilliant and ruthless, nay, Machiavellian, New York lawyer, Patty Hughes (Close) and her equally brilliant although not nearly as ruthless (but she’s getting there) protégée Ellen Parsons (played by Rose Byrne). That’s the tip off, from there the series spirals out of control into a veritable firestorm of political intrigue, betrayal, murder and corporate greed. Coming into the show midstream may be a bit disorienting given the layers upon layers of twists and turns not to mention the nonlinear narrative that binds the whole thing together, but to watch it from the beginning is to feel gobs of guilty satisfaction and a strange desire to finally pursue that law degree. Damages is good drama but that depicts human fallibility, strength and corruption across the full spectrum. One episode’s villain may be the next episode’s hero and in the end it’ll only really make sense when the entire puzzle is filled in.
4. Fringe. Hey, do you remember when The X-Files was good? You know, back before David Duchovny got all fat and someone saying “the truth is out there” didn’t make you want to vomit? Well imagine a show like what The X-Files used to be except in which all the stupid alien bounty hunter crap is actually believable and the cast is way sexier (sorry Scully). Now entering its second season, FOX’s Fringe follows the efforts of FBI agents (and their assorted collection of consultants) as they investigate “the Pattern,” a series of unexplained, often ghastly occurrences which are happening all over the world (though mainly in New England), leading to what, we cannot say. Despite being created by J.J. Abrams the series features an assortment of interesting characters most notable among them special agent Olivia Dunham (played by the alluring Anna Trov) and mad scientist Walter Bishop (John Noble). So far this show has done a fantastic job of weaving sci-fi mystery without giving too much away. Of course how long can you keep pushing the envelope of reality before the whole thing becomes a ridiculous farce, nearly even becoming a parody of itself? If The X-Files is any indication, up until the moment that the star of the show marries Téa Leoni. A frighteningly real possibility since she came back on the market not long ago. You’ve been warned. On the plus side we may get another Bree Sharp song out of it and a return performance by Robert Patrick as Doggett. Come on, who didn’t like Doggett?
5. Caprica. Okay fine, the show won’t actually debut till January, but I miss Battlestar Galactica so frak off. The prequel to Syfy’s groundbreaking, dark and twisted reimagined Battlestar, Caprica follows the path of humanity toward the apocalypse. Billed more as family saga than space opera the two-hour pilot premiered in April to rave reviews, serving as backstory to a series with huge expectations and even larger potential. There’s not much to say about the series yet, but it’s going to be the greatest thing on television ever. What? You don’t agree? Well then why don’t you go back to Soviet Russia comrade, we don’t need the likes of you around here. Now if you excuse me, I need to go watch the pilot again, and again, and again, and again, and again…
6. Mad Men. At first glance this much talked about, highly acclaimed AMC original series now in its third season seems to move along so slowly that you begin to wonder how anyone in our insta-world can possibly stay focused on its subtly unfolding plot turns for longer than five seconds. Then you realize how utterly brilliant the show is and you start to wonder why more people aren’t watching it. Then you realize most people are idiots. Then you start craving a cigarette. The show, which follows the highs and lows of life for Madison Avenue advertising executives (well, actually that of pretty much anyone tied to the profession) and their families in the 1960s, does a masterful job of depicting life during a period of unprecedented social upheaval in this nation’s history. Whether it’s the constant smoking, rampant alcoholism, institutionalized racism or casual adultery it’s hard not to marvel at how much things have changed in the last fifty years, and also how much they’ve stayed the same. The subject of gender is central to Mad Men, not only in it’s frank look at the shifting role of women and the changing ideal of femininity, but also the deconstruction of the masculine. Through the eyes of the impressive cast, but most notably, of course, Don Draper (played by John Hamm so effectively you’d think he was brought to Hollywood in a time machine) the series is social criticism built upon the study of human weakness. As far as pure entertainment value, the series reveals new shocks and twists with every episode. Just as you think you’ve got it all figured out someone gets their foot sliced off by a lawnmower. Mad Men is a show that only seems to get better with each season and it remains, for now, the benchmark for every other dramatic series on air. With the Cuban Missile Crisis behind us and the assassination of JFK weeks away, there’s never been a better time to pour yourself an Old Fashioned, light a Lucky and tune in.